🐾 BREAKING NEWS: Local dog finds stick. Best stick ever. Story developing. 🐾 UPDATE: Stick was lost. Devastating. 🐾 NEWEST UPDATE: Different stick found. Even better than first stick! 🐾
This website was made BY DOGS, FOR DOGS. If you are a cat, please leave immediately. Cats are NOT welcome here. (Unless you bring treats, then maybe we can talk.)
Hello! We are a group of very good dogs who learned how to use computers. We made this website because we were tired of all the human websites. Where are the pictures of sticks? Where are the articles about squirrels? NOWHERE!
So we made our own website. It took us 3 years because we kept getting distracted by squirrels.
Website Creators:
- Max (Golden Retriever) - Lead Programmer (knows how to press keyboard with nose)
- Bella (Beagle) - Content Writer (very good at barking ideas)
- Charlie (German Shepherd) - Security (keeps cats away from server)
- Luna (Corgi) - Quality Control (mostly sleeps but sometimes approves things)
Check out our amazing tools and games:
🐾 Dog Name Generator - Get your legendary dog name with ridiculous backstory!
📅 Dog Age Calculator - Find out how old you are in dog years!
🗣️ Bark Translator - Translate your barks into human language!
✨ Dog Personality Quiz - Discover what dog breed matches your personality!
😅 Dog Excuse Generator - Generate hilarious excuses for bad dog behavior!
- Treats are the most important thing in the world
- Mailmen are probably evil (we are still investigating)
- The vacuum cleaner is definitely evil (confirmed)
- Tennis balls are better than diamonds
- Naps should be taken at least 14 times per day
- If you drop food on the floor, it belongs to us now (5-second rule does not apply to dogs)
- All food is dog food if you believe hard enough
- Baths (water is scary when it comes from above)
- Fireworks (way too loud, very scary)
- Going to the vet (even though the vet is nice, we still don't like it)
- When you pretend to throw the ball but you don't actually throw it
- Cats acting like they own the place
- Running out of treats
- That one spot on our back we can't quite reach when we're itchy
"If you can't eat it or play with it, just pee on it and walk away." - Ancient Dog Proverb
"Live every day like someone just said the word 'WALK'." - Wise Old Lab
"There is no such thing as too many treats. Anyone who says otherwise is lying." - Every Dog Ever
"When in doubt, take a nap." - Sleepy Basset Hound
"The mailman is up to something. Stay vigilant." - Neighborhood Watch Dog
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